“There is something incredibly satisfying about being very appreciative of your colleague's skillsets while at the same time very grateful that what they're working on isn't your job. Means you found a good complementary fit.”

“oh”

“invite me to your discords. i will only speak like 3 times a year (ask anyone who's already got me in a discord)”

“@ivy_hollivana even if it is pee……:It Do Not Matter”

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“is squirt pee”

“reminder: we're kicking off our Windows 11 Twitter Spaces chat in 15 minutes 💻 https://t.co/XtnprYZo2x”

“oh”

“megan thee stallion is a transformers fan”

“What’s next for Windows 11? Join me, @zacbowden, and @MichaelGillett for a very British chat about Microsoft’s next OS. Kicking off at 6PM UK / 1PM ET / 10AM PT tomorrow! https://t.co/BH2NIBfuQe”

“ifunny watermarked gravestone”

“iCloud Private Relay on vs. off ☹️”

“iCloud Private Relay on vs. off ☹️”

“https://t.co/xiimqyyjMM”

“Picture I took on a walk a couple days ago. Once I saw a fox here”

“https://t.co/xiimqyyjMM”

“love pee in my butt”

“32, femboy, lonely and horny. Looking to be strapped to the wheel, the bones of my limbs shattered one by one with crude mallet blows in full view of the gleeful village spectators in my Bridget cosplay.”

“Picture I took on a walk a couple days ago. Once I saw a fox here”

“🌞 sun + 😭 in-tears =”

“🌞 sun + 😭 in-tears =”

“there are so many ways to accidentally just disassemble your car while driving”

“I wanna drop 2,000 USD on a PC and learn ZBrush and Unreal + Quixel”

“@NeoYokel @agiletortoise Oh yeah I bought both that developers apps. The other one they wrote for adding contacts was great”

“my parents shouldve known i was mentally ill when i kept trying to drink sprite while laying down and spilling it all over myself”

“@NeoYokel I’ve literally searched for this multiple times it’s bizarre how hard it is to deal with. Every damn computer I use I have to “add to dictionary” all the damn time the same few words and like my own name and shit.”

“To be fair to the Australia Talks survey respondents, this was a very loaded question”

“But god damn i wanted to smoke all that mother fucking weed .”

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“the weed guy delivered the wrong order to me with like >$300 of flower and i did the right thing and i told him 😇”