“hmm”

“https://t.co/vsJa3BczsV”

“https://t.co/bDijP5fP1C”

“Crazy week, but the new desk is mostly set up and I’m getting quite happy with where it’s getting 😁”

“the mileage high school health textbooks have gotten out of this image is insane”

“@mmasnick @Twitter Time to subscribe to @TwitterBlue, boi. 😉 Or you can use @ThomasWang's #minimaltwitter: https://t.co/QvLVJ9016p”

“@NeoYokel It made me happy.”

“@NeoYokel used your shortcut today to message back a spammer. May be my favorite shortcut ever.”

“All my friends are way smarter and cooler than me! It makes Me feel smarter and cooler to just be friends with my smart and cool friends!”

“I always tell myself to find an outfit that isn’t all black. I always fail”

“my upstairs neighbors must hate me, they keep stomping around and opening and closing their screen door”

“this guy does not watch anime”

“@NeoYokel Correct, I didn't get it from you”

“https://t.co/XEmHTFuOLQ”

“I won't stop posting these until web decay is resolved”

“just enjoying some coffee outta my new fav mug”

“@NeoYokel TRUTH”

“We still riding wit Ceddy Weddy & Blount smoking Fat Pat runtz/ DJ Screw in the decc b*tch we was born to stunt 🤘🏾🤘🏾(my shoes done by @infernoredd by the way) @suc_mike_d_corleone @ceddyweddy3 @cbtheslabking @z_ro #SouthSide”

“despite the popular narrative that people are chained to the social media giants, it has never been easier or cheaper to build and deploy your own website or blog than it is today and that absolutely rules”

“Congratulations to Racing Spirit of Lemans, Gus Bowers and Konstantin Lachenauer on a debut win in the GT4 European Series with their Vantage GT4. Kudos too to AGS Events Racing for an Am Cup podium with Julien Lambert and Wilfried Cazalbon. #AstonMartin #Vantage #GT4Europe”

“Yule 4 U - Keith Marshall”

“LIVE: AMR’s very own Esports legend Nicki Thiim is our driver in the Fanatec Esports GT Pro Series race at Imola tonight - and there are five team points towards the GTWC at stake… Watch the action here from 1900 CET: https://t.co/0LxvM2tX0l #AstonMartin #Vantage #SROesports”

“https://t.co/UbFAK4v1GU”

“A super cool thing about the media industry is that whenever workers in it speak out about the toll that death and rape threats have on their lives, an influential subset of their colleagues race to declare that actually it would be preferable if they shut up”

“Bro wtf… I’m way more popular than that”

“fucking love to sit down”

“album song titles”