“Evil face looming over Las Vegas”

“thinking about when tiger words cheating texts got leaked”

“zoom in and the first you see is your main character trait”

“@NeoYokel Too scared to click through sorry”

“Evil face looming over Las Vegas”

“@NeoYokel @couchpawg what.....pls tell me about this”

“my most popular tweet and i fucking wrote tiger words instead of tiger woods https://t.co/wdJkk9JpSV”

“holding hands

“This is big! For the first time ever, you will now be able to run Android Apps on your #Windows11 PC courtesy of an all new Store. #MicrosoftEvent”

“This is big! For the first time ever, you will now be able to run Android Apps on your #Windows11 PC courtesy of an all new Store. #MicrosoftEvent”

“put microsoft bob on game pass”

“🚨New @TwitterSpaces Event Alert 🚨 TODAY 5PM EST #TwitterSmarter 🔴 Recorded “After” Chat hosted by @MadalynSklar Special Guest : @justguilda Topic : Building a Strong Social Media Presence #TwitterSpacesTips #TwitterSpaces Set Reminder 👇🏽 https://t.co/WVJH59NuMB”

“LMAOOO y'all i just passed a kid who hit a deer and it was still alive so I pulled over to figure out who to call to put it down and when I was driving back I pulled up RIGHT as the sheriff shot it with a rifle 😭😭”

“at the bar talking to the girls finding out i m iron deficient”

“🧵 I read through Apple’s anti-sideloading document, and (unsurprisingly) I have some thoughts. It’s clear Apple’s very concerned w/ antitrust legislation, as this document is effectively just a scare-tactic predicated on some misleading information https://t.co/ObgbMqBceb (1/10)”

“😷 med-mask + 👹 ogre =”

“a contextless snapshot of my day https://t.co/O6oxWCxcwQ”

“MY LATEST PIECE IS ALL ABOUT.”

“😷 med-mask + 👹 ogre =”

“Area Man Installs AC Unit the “Wrong” Way; Local Temps Drop 20 Degrees: “Why didn’t we think of this?” Experts Applaud”

“oh uh you're having alot of sex? that's cool i'm laying alone reading a screenshot lp of higurashi in tyool 2021 so, i think um i'm the cool one here....”

“I Have No Submarine and I Must Hide (1996) angler at auction (uncredited)”

“a contextless snapshot of my day https://t.co/O6oxWCxcwQ”

“Scrotum? I hardly knew 'um!”

“managed to make a shortcut that applies one of my custom filters to a photos selection, favorites, and then gives me the edited raw in the share sheet in less than 270 seconds… and I’m an idiot! https://t.co/1TMHhmWZfC”

“@NeoYokel Hi! The shortcut only carries the reference to the filter, not the edits themselves”

“@backlon”