“every time i open my cat’s food container he focuses on it really intensely and i think one day hes going to grow huge strong hands and open it himself”

“@dutchington Got my varsity jacket today 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾”

“Damn I ain’t even got mine 🤔 … 🔥🔥 https://t.co/4Z55pLVePI”

“https://t.co/rVvxgqrJZK”

“since im actually writing chapter 1 instead of just drawing a bunch of shit and tacking on dialogue i hope this one will be a lot better than chapter 0. i basically finally got a grasp on how the metafictional aspects of the story and the Real tie together now”

“i wrote three pages of lore for my comic and i feel like i unlocked something at the back of my brain exploring this”

“I was going to go to bed early tonight... and then just before shutting down I had a "bright idea" that required some "quick" exploring. I just looked up and 2 hours had disappeared.”

“https://t.co/rVvxgqrJZK”

“Do men?? experience ???? interiority??? 🗨️ 11.4K 🔁 77.8K 🖤 4.5M”

“goodnight everypony 🥞🏵🐥💝🏕”

The latest Tweets from kali (@kalibration). Musicist, writian, arter

“Some digital divides persist between rural, urban and suburban America https://t.co/4lxtdV68dP”

“Tired of people who have never built product telling me what “the hardest part” is😭”

“two minutes till no mo cuomo”

Everything we've introduced for Club MacStories and AppStories+ in just 4 minutes. Watch for details.

“any time u get down on myself i need to remember i met my wife on twitter and how powerful that makes me”

“exciting to think, "I will understand more things in the future"”

“Gotta watch some Rally documentaries...”

“We covered a lot of ground today. We’ll have more detail throughout the week. But for a Speedrun through everything, check out my first of several screencasts. Top Tip: Lots of coffee helps when making these ☕ https://t.co/54o3KGgm1J”

“@NeoYokel @Zippo_Zone I wish. Custom pre-built gaming monstrosity.”

“@NeoYokel @Zippo_Zone No as in like the technical term for making anything at all show up on the monitor when /attempting/ to power on.”

“@Zippo_Zone I don't even know. It won't post.”

“Lol I got unfollowed by someone I interact with so much in less than like. A few hours after they finally gave me the follow.”

“Someone help me fix my PC.”

“nuevo tatu gente”

“nuevo tatu gente”

“(runs entire account that's just screenshotting people and making fun of them) Wtf why are you guys making fun of this person”

“Today my normal grocery shopping plans were totally over run. By people clamoring to see 50cent. In the parking lot of said grocery store. What a world.”

“I’m sitting here stressing out about the outfit I’m planning on wearing to go see 50 Cent at Hyvee tomorrow. Is this rock bottom?”

“What if we dream in archaic file formats? And that's why we are unable to play them back at dawn?”