“me: hi people with green eyes:”

“I keep forgetting how big discord actually is and it blows my mind the NFL has their own server”

“imo my twitter skit where i take on and then forgive the worst sexual ailments of transgender women is a MERE PRACTICE RUN for my twitter skit where i take on and then forgive the worst sexual ailments of all women... wish me luck lads...”

“For those wondering what this is: https://t.co/sXY5cNirHt”

“(it is CAR RACING)”

“excited for auri to talk to me about formula one”

“Today we are celebrating the 30th anniversary of the first official #GSM call. Our @PekkaLundmark blogs about the phone call that transformed telecommunications across the world and made Nokia a global brand. https://t.co/UBfgmS7wqi #innovation https://t.co/qJg56KhwVz”

“🥩 HERE'S THE FIRST WEEKEND 🥩 Keep in mind that these are estimated times rather than 100% accurate times. So make sure to show up a bit earlier to catch your favorite acts!! Get the grill frying and tune in the 3rd and 4th over at 🍖 https://t.co/xAfN4G76gN🍖”

“Rewrote like, 80% of the Broadcast twitter client code after accidentally deleting it and definitely introduced some new bugs/UI snafus 🐞 Measure twice, cut once, kids”

“Just removed sensitive keys from Broadcasts repo so I can open-source it later 😇 Also deleted the entire twitter client code so I need to completely rewrite it 💀”

“Amelia Earhart is still flying the plane around”

“@NeoYokel @arielwav oh damn I forgot I did this haha”

“Write a horror story for your industry using just four words”

“Vaccination in Japan. Not bad, isn’t it?”

““iOS comes out tomorrow.” https://t.co/2iWrEgauNJ”

“Hmm. https://t.co/REFrF77V2x”

The latest Tweets from kali (@kalibration). Musicist, writian, arter

The latest Tweets from kali (@kalibration). Musicist, writian, arter

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“@NeoYokel sorry we will make it faster for you”

“i wanna make physical editions of my last few releases so damn bad you don't even know”

“The future of cinema is a punk-ass Twitch collective https://t.co/t8zZJAwUxL”

“Windows 11 is a new and refreshing approach to an old and familiar home https://t.co/slQQRIYVJ8”

“Hhhhh looking at the receipt in my email like it’s the golden ticket https://t.co/FIx8NeWW57”

“Write a horror story for your industry using just four words”

“EVERYONE GET UR GOLDEN TICKET ASAP!! https://t.co/F80QIlFNlX”

“Card corrupted, not recoverable https://t.co/NeDcnhgukW”

“Telegram has been using this code since 2018, presumably to address some iOS keyboard bug - and I don’t blame them! Apple enforcing public-only APIs will only truly work once they make it technically impossible to invoke private APIs - not at app review time.”