“guess what songs have the exact same bpm and key Lol https://t.co/SR5vAlX98h”

“Microsoft's new Windows 11 app store is already more useful after just a week. Apps like OBS Studio, Zoom, Canva, WinZip, and Adobe Acrobat Reader have all arrived, which shows early promise for this finally being a useful Windows store. Details: https://t.co/DvakvFCjJ2”

“i stop all the fireworks mid-air like im magneto or some shit and just send them back down to explode”

“@NeoYokel it’s an aperol spritz calm down”

“Make sure to check this out on Twitch FunnyRave DJ set my cousin is doing! Maxthetics! https://t.co/vo3xY7XmbS”

“funnyrave is such a fuckin good event”

“6:30PM PST ON JULY 4TH CATCH THAT NEKO CAFE DJ SET FEATURING VISUALS BY @metroid998 !!! https://t.co/aSMigLGpGT”

“@jsngr @CashApp Thank you for everything Jordan”

“nothing but love for @Square @CashApp 💚 https://t.co/lwf1jp7tQ3”

“i love the 4th of july smeels like burgers and trash”

““man drinking hard seltzer while beautiful woman eats chip,” 2020, mixed media, performance art”

“watching people celebrate”

““man drinking hard seltzer while beautiful woman eats chip,” 2020, mixed media, performance art”

“I bet I could beat the Founding Fathers in a game of Civ V. I’d even let them play Korea”

“*Liturgically pulls out a small folding knife* *Liturgically opens it with my teeth* *Liturgically cuts the banner off of the railings*”

“watching people celebrate”

“@NeoYokel don't tread on me while i'm treading”

“That last paragraph, ⁦@gruber⁩ — really lands the penultimate one like a ton of bricks. Really hoping this Safari UI doesn’t ship like this. https://t.co/uaPBlyiEyR”

“if you're not keeping up with Funny Rave this weekend, you absolutely need to @funnierrave https://t.co/170XKR4jlq”

“"It's like coachella for people who are still alive" - @NeoYokel”

“It’s so awesome to have a URL fest where my friend can play a full on noise set and still maintain 300+ viewers lmao”

“@NeoYokel @refactoredd @copiedapp Yeah, hopefully. I haven’t even tried Paste because it’s subscription-based so regardless of how great it is, it’s a product not a service. Didn’t know about Anybuffer until you mentioned, I liked it, but I also just paid for PastePal Pro so will see how that works”

“@NeoYokel I think it was the “uncensored bible for the dark web” Like is it rated X I appreciate your rummaging through the web deeply I need to understand what it means so I can be thoroughly disappointed”

“@NeoYokel I’m ….. terribly intrigued”

“@viticci I’m really enjoying the new Safari on iOS and the better reachability. The animation to see all open tabs is so slick (UI bugs notwithstanding). Have you seen you can long-press the elements in the bottom bar? Totally unintuitive & hidden but glad they’re there! https://t.co/trY3zXWAQH”

“honestly now im under the "ytpmv will never die" train”

“i use a lot of quotes to support my theories or even basic explanations so its not as long as it seems”

“dark souls essay at 3000 words”

“@viticci I’m really enjoying the new Safari on iOS and the better reachability. The animation to see all open tabs is so slick (UI bugs notwithstanding). Have you seen you can long-press the elements in the bottom bar? Totally unintuitive & hidden but glad they’re there! https://t.co/trY3zXWAQH”

“https://t.co/YLjqKXbbuQ”