“Good morning I get to watch people hurt each other in a stadium today”

“Nothing but Big Boy! #BigBoy4014”

“Some days you have to stand in the steam puddle! #BigBoy4014 🚂💙”

“Hello September, I receive all of your blessings. ✨”

“Nothing but Big Boy! #BigBoy4014”

“@javrawr @444molls What Americans think all of Australia looks like vs what Australia actually has to offer for”

“For those that work remote: what are the pros and cons?”

“You're famous and have been awarded the highest honor of designing your of mcdonalds celebrity meal. What is it. You can't use off-menu ingredients but you can get creative within those bounds”

“What's your excuse for not churning your own butter”

“I recall a piece of writing and plenty of business….”

“my fav thing about battlefield is having 4 medics stand on top of my corpse and not revive me. theyre just as stupid as real doctors its crazy”

“This is what Australia looks like https://t.co/n7XzMS5gpE”

“pros: a lot of things cons: A brand new custom anxiety where i don’t have a separation from my workplace and my home where i normally relax & unwind but now constantly have paranoia in the middle of the night on Saturday that i’m supposed to be working and i’m distracted https://t.co/7lPrU85WPT”

“I love when abstract humourous tweets turn into reality”

“It's not very pretty but I just.”

“To SWALTER is to wade through muddy water.”

“I dont know https://t.co/Etjk7OUFNu”

“https://t.co/s20rrtE3V1”

“My personal favorite Illinois heist https://t.co/H8SwrDpLxt”

“Mom got me some shades for my birthday.”

“Tf is this?”

“Mom got me some shades for my birthday.”

“Tf is this?”

“Done absolutely no work today because something is constantly tripping the circuit breaker in our flat. We've turned off everything except for one room (they're at work) so the search is paused”

“somebody tweeted that men don’t know anything about eyebrows & now i’m sick to my stomach, panicking. what the fuck am i supposed to be doing with them. i will do it.”

“https://t.co/B4cCqgLNze”

“Relive a timeless classic… “Will you make me a sandwich?” Remastered in stunning HDR “No more hugs, Will.” The series that shaped a generation”

“https://t.co/B4cCqgLNze”

“100,000 YOUTUBE SUBSCRIBERS!!!!!! https://t.co/IP2Qmi5h76”

“#aluminum #aluminium (is this vaguely reassuring or vaguely stressful?)”