“it’s easy to find a boyfriend!! just stand in the center of your local watering hole and say you’ve never seen the sopranos”

“Guy in the 1700: this town meeting could have been pamphlet”

“If anyone has a JSTOR login hook me up”

“I YELLED NO SO LOUD MY MIC IN SHADOWPLAY BROKE IT SOUNDS LIKE A DEMON https://t.co/VKOuXuPmo5”

“https://t.co/uhkXJgt6Aw”

“i normally dont do these but!!!!!!”

“Imagine then build the future you want to live in.”

“https://t.co/OUuNsZj4sX”

“https://t.co/OUuNsZj4sX”

“i just remembered i used to have a problem with my old mic on shadowplay where if i screamed loud enough it would break it until i disconnected it and restarted geforce experience https://t.co/PlVtW6PzeA”

“i normally dont do these but!!!!!!”

“https://t.co/uhkXJgt6Aw”

“https://t.co/uhkXJgt6Aw”

“i just remembered i used to have a problem with my old mic on shadowplay where if i screamed loud enough it would break it until i disconnected it and restarted geforce experience https://t.co/PlVtW6PzeA”

“i normally dont do these but!!!!!!”

“ok https://t.co/YWiPXUYy8t”

“https://t.co/OUuNsZj4sX”

“ok https://t.co/YWiPXUYy8t”

“Hey @neopets I made this DM me I just want to talk https://t.co/jJlojJaOxJ”

“@Neopets I have some ideas, neopets social media managers”

“I made a goose that destroys your computer Download it free here: https://t.co/s81jWfJqfD https://t.co/cCGdoOYW1Y”

“@Neopets I have some ideas, neopets social media managers”

“Hey @neopets I made this DM me I just want to talk https://t.co/jJlojJaOxJ”

“omens and portents / the pole report”

“19:07, 7/13 Will never tire of "the look"!”

“omens and portents / the pole report”

“omens and portents / the pole report”

“It's not nostalgia all the best cars were made from 1989-1998”

“@79hfg3n3948rhf0 Proud of you”

“eating my own teeth”