“People talk shit about the Midwest but this is what $900 a month gets you in Kansas City.”

“🤬 cursing + 🤡 clown =”

“feel like this is 100% untrue.”

“People talk shit about the Midwest but this is what $900 a month gets you in Kansas City.”

“🤣 ROFL + 🤕 head-hurt =”

“TWICE said”

“Aaaaaaaaand Tosh has officially lost his mind”

“😿 sad-cat + 🤐 zipper-mouth + 👋 waving-hand =”

“🤣 ROFL + 🤕 head-hurt =”

“TWICE said”

“😵‍💫 new emoji just dropped”

“Aaaaaaaaand Tosh has officially lost his mind”

“😿 sad-cat + 🤐 zipper-mouth + 👋 waving-hand =”

“What have you done with your life loser”

“screenshot every post you like, download every film you love, every album, video, drawing, book, and meme that means something to you. they are all ephemera. nothing on here is eternal. you have to play the part of the archivist; because no one else will.”

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“Sunny days are officially here! ☀️💕 What are some of your favorite summer activities?”

“https://t.co/faMnBHrYYM”

“Slowly but continuously making new sea slug stickers....exhausted.. Jorunna parva https://t.co/tgGP7OjlkK”

“Hands up 🙌 if you want to dive into this photo right now. 🦈 📷 Instagram user 'steve_woods_photography' 🛥 Crystal Divers South Africa - https://t.co/Abev6QTFlN 📍 Umkomaas, KwaZulu-Natal”

“Someone got Asian food ordered to my house and it sat outside all night I think. I'm sorry but I'm taking the Dr. Pepper that came with their order. This is a sacrament.”

“Phone died and I had to go use the restroom, so I brought a book. While I was reading, one of my cats walked up to me and stared. His stare felt different. Wasn't sure why at first. Then I realized: He'd never seen me read a book before. He was so confused. What a fucking burn.”

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“Professional at squandering opportunities.”

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