“@NeoYokel @agiletortoise Oh yeah I bought both that developers apps. The other one they wrote for adding contacts was great”

“my parents shouldve known i was mentally ill when i kept trying to drink sprite while laying down and spilling it all over myself”

“@NeoYokel I’ve literally searched for this multiple times it’s bizarre how hard it is to deal with. Every damn computer I use I have to “add to dictionary” all the damn time the same few words and like my own name and shit.”

“To be fair to the Australia Talks survey respondents, this was a very loaded question”

“But god damn i wanted to smoke all that mother fucking weed .”

The latest Tweets from kali (@kalibration). Musicist, writian, arter

“the weed guy delivered the wrong order to me with like >$300 of flower and i did the right thing and i told him 😇”

“To be fair to the Australia Talks survey respondents, this was a very loaded question”

“so many cool people follow me i feel undeserving”

“Long Girl”

“https://t.co/4RfOvYaRbC”

“Last-minute heads up: the poll on page 46 of my book closes in 24h. Get your votes in quick”

“😭 in-tears + 🥺 pleading =”

“@NeoYokel citizens can stay, i'm merely warning anyone getting any ideas about this meme goin' round”

“Long Girl”

“@NeoYokel @viticci @ClubMacStories Haha that came out in May I believe but it's making its rounds :)”

“everyone stay out of the midwest this is my zone now i will bite you if you come here and build another chain store or buy up all the property to rent it back out”

“https://t.co/4RfOvYaRbC”

“i can’t believe i actually used to care about what i was wearing in public now i just go to the store wearing pyjamas and a wrinkled shirt”

“Last-minute heads up: the poll on page 46 of my book closes in 24h. Get your votes in quick”

“I will not start a DnD podcast I will not start a DnD podcast I will not start a DnD podcast I will not start a DnD podcast I will not start a DnD podcast I will not start a DnD podcast”

“gonna learn video editing software and make edgy TOHO kaiju amv’s gimme music suggestions (linkin park is a free space on the bingo card its too “no duh”)”

“😭 in-tears + 🥺 pleading =”

“Got bored made this.”

“this isn't true shrek didnt say this i watched the movie . Also twitter isn't in the movie https://t.co/qAy4LBBygn”

“I regret to inform you all that this cover art goes absurdly hard and was too ahead of it's time”

“🤬 cursing + 🤡 clown =”

“lol if you think your kids are gonna remember going on a walk and not where they were when goku went super saiyan https://t.co/yCR6QkmG4C”

“I regret to inform you all that this cover art goes absurdly hard and was too ahead of it's time”