““I’ve got an idea for a book” The 7 inevitable words of independent consulting”

“👀🧐 https://t.co/ozx3MpWm7a”

“clicking on the life and thoughts of an actual human and going "wow, what a clear representation of a part of myself that I have unresolved emotions about, this looks like a productive opportunity for me to externalize some things"”

“https://t.co/ZiNM4u5hfn”

“https://t.co/ZiNM4u5hfn”

“i am 1) laughing 2) having a cackle 3) giggling concurrently”

“i am 1) laughing 2) having a cackle 3) giggling concurrently”

“https://t.co/ZiNM4u5hfn”

“Big thanks to @Apple for offering Sound Actions for Switch Control in iOS 15. Once again, technology providing independence, I can now use my phone when voiceless and on the ventilator! Sound on! #Apple #Accessibility #GAAD #Tech https://t.co/SIr9j2hmx4”

“https://t.co/TMuredkbm2”

“I love my cutie gf so much”

“This is a nice look at how he arrived in the notes like nw fwiw ymmv irl yolo.”

“my secret to success? I start every day with an unending 10-minute scream about current events before i settle into work”

“Amazing feature: https://t.co/pFPL32tYif”

“https://t.co/TMuredkbm2”

“This is a nice look at how he arrived in the notes like nw fwiw ymmv irl yolo.”

“I love my cutie gf so much”

“Amazing feature: https://t.co/pFPL32tYif”

“https://t.co/TMuredkbm2”

“my secret to success? I start every day with an unending 10-minute scream about current events before i settle into work”

“Whether or not you celebrate Rosh Hashanah, I wish you a good, sweet, healthy year with many more sweet years to follow. I wish us all a world of peace, justice, and mercy, an earth where climate change is minimal, and COVID is no longer a crisis. May women take over Texas.”

“dreamt last night that twitter added a feature that automatically attached an image to every tweet and that image would try to match the emotion the tweet seems to radiate most posts had this image”

“@NeoYokel i will i promise ❤️❤️❤️”

“look at my dog”

“the writer (left) and the fact checker on any given draft”

“when he doesn’t know even a SINGLE star wars character >>>”