“i have a mouth and i will be using it to scream”

“I Have No Mouth and I Must Most Brutal Metal Scream”

“my crooked double nostrils r kind of growing on me….”

“@NeoYokel NORMAL!!!!!!!!!”

“https://t.co/FXSRcP5cpc”

“No amount of therapy will save whoever needs this”

“I LOVE TO PISS DIRECTLY INTO THE TOILET!”

“seriously Sonic 2 is leagues better then the first one, like its pretty much night and day”

“1967 AMC Amitron concept”

“i am a plumber named Stewart Sink”

“i am a plumber named Stewart Sink”

“Found about this a week ago and I'm going to make so many VSCode snippets I'm gonna be unstoppable https://t.co/0dP7QSuica”

Task #1: undermine CEO, consolidate power

“This is genuinely nonsensical.”

“https://t.co/YkhVjCQ55A”

“Notes from the doctor”

“”enhanced stability” is an incredible euphemism, I love it”

“The Apple Employee that put this feature on iOS deserves a promotion.”

“https://t.co/Zfn3hrEkOr”

“My boss just resigned and left me as the only automation tester on the team. Ok....”

“My boss just resigned and left me as the only automation tester on the team. Ok....”

“FINALLY IN HD 60FPS EXCEPT IN NEBRASKA https://t.co/0wKrmSj1SA”

“❤️❤️❤️”

“My big fat Greek diner breakfast with two dudes I ran into here in Chicago at some fake news event. And yes @CaseyNewton and @semaforben ate all that mound of food from the fine folks at Salonica.”

“https://t.co/Wwvc4c7v2m”

“everything should be legal for me because i am sexy”

“everything should be legal for me because i am sexy”