Pocket

“I LOVE TO PISS DIRECTLY INTO THE TOILET!”

“seriously Sonic 2 is leagues better then the first one, like its pretty much night and day”

“1967 AMC Amitron concept”

“i am a plumber named Stewart Sink”

“i am a plumber named Stewart Sink”

“Found about this a week ago and I'm going to make so many VSCode snippets I'm gonna be unstoppable https://t.co/0dP7QSuica”

“This is genuinely nonsensical.”

“https://t.co/YkhVjCQ55A”

“Notes from the doctor”

“”enhanced stability” is an incredible euphemism, I love it”

“The Apple Employee that put this feature on iOS deserves a promotion.”

“https://t.co/Zfn3hrEkOr”

“My boss just resigned and left me as the only automation tester on the team. Ok....”

“My boss just resigned and left me as the only automation tester on the team. Ok....”

“FINALLY IN HD 60FPS EXCEPT IN NEBRASKA https://t.co/0wKrmSj1SA”

“❤️❤️❤️”

“My big fat Greek diner breakfast with two dudes I ran into here in Chicago at some fake news event. And yes @CaseyNewton and @semaforben ate all that mound of food from the fine folks at Salonica.”

“https://t.co/Wwvc4c7v2m”

“everything should be legal for me because i am sexy”

“everything should be legal for me because i am sexy”

“https://t.co/Wwvc4c7v2m”

“Pain”

“@NeoYokel It's funny because almost every time I find a Twitter Moment on my explore tab, it's from a tabloid that you somehow follow”

“@NeoYokel Don't you follow like 100 news accounts that you probably never read from”

“Grayscale HeavyGrayscale RoundGrayscale Smooth - Simon Lawson”

“told a friend I gave up writing music as it was easier to write *about* music and she responded with a picture of her doing a thumbs up, telling me never to inform another soul of that fact”