“McLaren 5 minutes after Audi buys them. #McLaren #audi #mcaudi”

“@AuntyDonnaBoys hello i'd like a refund”

“It's a long-standing debate - how do you get over the 'fear' of putting too many miles on your car? 👉 https://t.co/2BgQv634fO”

“@NeoYokel Buy one of the model you like, in the colour you like, drive it...There, fixed it!”

Some app developers say Apple is buying Google ads to cut App Store work-arounds off at the pass. Huawei thinks it has an end run around US sanctions. The audacious hacker that managed to send fake emails from the FBI’s own servers. The story behind the big Taproot update to Bitcoin. And the DAO of crypto enthusiasts looking to buy a copy of the US Constitution.

“gamings biggest secret that they dont want you to know is that every gta game is bad”

“(screaming continues)”

“@ammnontet tfw I have been turned into a statue after peering into myself and seeing only the true emptiness in the hearts of man”

“Me when I realize I've been composing all my songs the same way”

“@NeoYokel It IS a fairytale, I would SO buy that decoration”

“those monogram things that white girls love look like metal band logos but for babies”

“@ammnontet tfw I have been turned into a statue after peering into myself and seeing only the true emptiness in the hearts of man”

“me watching a customer decide between two identical products for 20 minutes while my bladder reaches critical mass”

“me watching a customer decide between two identical products for 20 minutes while my bladder reaches critical mass”

“ŠIPTARI DOKAZALI STE 1999 KAD SU VAS MORALI AMERIKANCI BRANITI DA VAS NISMO PREGAZILI!!!!! FUCK SMALL ALBANIA AND ALBANIAN GIPSY PEOPLE!!!!!”

“So let us all agree that Charles is having a rough patch, his tulips experiencing financial rambunctiousness to his dismay, and let him alone as we let alone the crying man at the end of the bar, enveloped in his own pain, even as he occasionally lashes out with threats.”

“Third, it's a lose-lose-lose situation; Charles isn't going to see crypto achieve parity with Discord, I'm not going to dissuade him, people are going to point and laugh at his clear and difficult period of his life, and it will turn a minor setback into a life-defining one.”

“So let us all agree that Charles is having a rough patch, his tulips experiencing financial rambunctiousness to his dismay, and let him alone as we let alone the crying man at the end of the bar, enveloped in his own pain, even as he occasionally lashes out with threats.”

“I'm addicted to gambling but by gambling it's the wheelspins in Forza”

“QOTD: Can you imagine owning a car so terrible, it turns you off cars forever?”

“top ten movies: 1. the manaphy movie 2. ??? etc.”

“Mitsubishi Outlander EVO High-Performance SUV Render Suggests The Inevitable | Carscoops #carscoops https://t.co/ZeoYks7Ay8”

“Imagining Frodo pounding back some Modelos. Feel free to do so as well.”

“Mitsubishi Outlander EVO High-Performance SUV Render Suggests The Inevitable | Carscoops #carscoops https://t.co/ZeoYks7Ay8”

“top ten movies: 1. the manaphy movie 2. ??? etc.”