“Lovely meditation on programmatic scripts and notes.”

“thank u for my life 💖 @nelljuly @hhazelboyy @dumbcatte @RNDYGFFE”

“i think i am finally gonna take pictures of it tomorrow LOL... but, sleeping (for now)”

“(this is how you "wind" up a pendulum clock, this one can go for eight days without me needing to do it!”

“man, i think i actually have found more fun out of this wall clock than the nintendo switch so far... when you leave it to tick for a couple days, this giant plunger-like weight starts descending like a sandbag on a golden chain... and its so satisfying to hoist it back up again”

“True crime implies a truly sinister opposite. What horrors away in the realm of untrue crime. Crime theory crafting. Crime power scaling”

“can you coming over and organize all my computer files and images and pictures”

“@NeoYokel They're getting so clever these days...”

“If you get multiple Grammys you should have to pick one and give the rest back. Not taking questions at this time”

“Almost just tweeted this like it made sense. I should probably go to bed.”

“hmm”

“https://t.co/vsJa3BczsV”

“https://t.co/bDijP5fP1C”

“Crazy week, but the new desk is mostly set up and I’m getting quite happy with where it’s getting 😁”

“the mileage high school health textbooks have gotten out of this image is insane”

“@mmasnick @Twitter Time to subscribe to @TwitterBlue, boi. 😉 Or you can use @ThomasWang's #minimaltwitter: https://t.co/QvLVJ9016p”

“@NeoYokel It made me happy.”

“@NeoYokel used your shortcut today to message back a spammer. May be my favorite shortcut ever.”

“All my friends are way smarter and cooler than me! It makes Me feel smarter and cooler to just be friends with my smart and cool friends!”

“I always tell myself to find an outfit that isn’t all black. I always fail”

“my upstairs neighbors must hate me, they keep stomping around and opening and closing their screen door”

“this guy does not watch anime”

“@NeoYokel Correct, I didn't get it from you”

“https://t.co/XEmHTFuOLQ”

“I won't stop posting these until web decay is resolved”

“just enjoying some coffee outta my new fav mug”

“@NeoYokel TRUTH”

“We still riding wit Ceddy Weddy & Blount smoking Fat Pat runtz/ DJ Screw in the decc b*tch we was born to stunt 🤘🏾🤘🏾(my shoes done by @infernoredd by the way) @suc_mike_d_corleone @ceddyweddy3 @cbtheslabking @z_ro #SouthSide”