“Me on the phone”

“Saw a tumblebottle”

“Of COURSE I'm delusional. Who the fuck wants to live in reality now?”

“reddit guy, pointing a gun to my head: say die hard is a christmas movie right now. me, tied up and spitting blood: pull the fucking trigger coward”

“Me on the phone”

“you don't have to change anything but people will nod and be like "ah very wise"”

“https://t.co/9cnWBUzulZ”

“https://t.co/9cnWBUzulZ”

“@NeoYokel @copiedapp No problem at all Dave, thanks for taking the time to respond. I had tried both Copied and Paste back at the time, and chose Copied even though Paste comes with my Setapp subscription. It seems now I'll have to give Paste another chance or find an alternative.”

Kara and Scott discuss Twitter’s new anti-harassment policy, Chris Cuomo’s indefinite suspension from CNN, and Stacey Abrams running for Governor in Georgia. Also, UK’s Competition Watchdog tells Meta to sell off GIPHY. CEOs and insiders have sold off a record number of stocks in 2021. Plus, Scott gives us some predictions on SpaceX and Twitter. Send us your Listener Mail questions, via Yappa, at nymag.com/pivot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

“@weadhitter Flipping a switch on the back of the internet that says "HORNY" on one side and "CREEPYPASTA" on the other side vigorously”

“sitting at the bar desperately trying to craft a tweet”

“the two genders are cryptocurrency and astrology”

“@NeoYokel not sitting on a bench is technically an incorrect way to sit on a bench, so really you can say this has been your training”

“@NeoYokel step 1: sit on the bench wrong”

“@NeoYokel David, have you heard anything else from Kevin? @copiedapp is an essential component of my daily workflow despite its occasional glitches, so I’m really frustrated to find out that it may have been discontinued forever. BTW do you mind sharing his e-mail address?”

“this is how i be playing call of duty on double xp weekend”

“i dont know what i expected from the america hashtag but im losing my shit at this being the very first thing i see”

“it’s the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.”

“this is how i be playing call of duty on double xp weekend”

“jk it's just this one”

“i dont know what i expected from the america hashtag but im losing my shit at this being the very first thing i see”

“https://t.co/ErMAqw7IVU”

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