“iPad Air 5 starts at $599 Pre-orders Friday Ships March 18 #AppleEvent”

“I've simply got to do great things today. I need more time for nerd things in my life. I've been culturally hanging on by a thread for so long.”

“@NeoYokel”

“that alpine green got me wanting to walk around with a naked phone like a dang Ted Lasso character”

“The architecture of blogging - building a personal site that feels like *home*. Featuring @frank_chimero @brian_lovin @ayjay @equartey https://t.co/TXG3WUw0Ap”

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“Someone's making wallpapers out of these, right? #AppleEvent”

“Journey to Nihility”

“@ivy_hollivana so true bestie”

“@NeoYokel the difference is you still will tho haha”

“@NeoYokel Thats is very true. Need a feature request system.”

“@NeoYokel Agreed. I think thats what I miss the most. Having been heard or ability to modify app for the better.”

“strange the gas prices keep getting higher but it still tastes exactly the same”

“Emanon 1.0 - Peter MacWhinnie”

“i shouldn’t be awake but since i am i should run errands, shouldn’t i ?”

“@NeoYokel not. even. a. little. ☠️😂”

“i have an idea to sell liberals on extending work-from-home”

“Those tall Mac mini mockups are 😘. Excited that Apple made it taller so that they could fit user replaceable DIMMs and NVMe drives!”

“Is it really an #AppleEvent  if I don’t eat PopEyes before it?”

“INSANE GUN SOUNDS for SLEEP and relaxation”

“Just out of curosity, What features would you like to see in shortcuts but can also be achieved by a third party app. How would you make shortcuts better in this scenario? Just so attached to this idea, for some reason. And yes I have heard about other apps on market.”

“An entire book could be written about the UX mistakes that were made here.”

“@simonbs Is she going to make some shortcuts ;) ?”

“just opened the subway door for this girl who ain’t have a metro card, why i’m really new york’s batman.. this city needs me”

“My GF from the other room: Honey, can you explain JSON to me? Me: YES! THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN TRAINING FOR. Me: *Explains JSON* My GF: Thanks. Can you also explain what an API is? Me: Is this some new kind of foreplay?”

“14 years ago today... https://t.co/h5uwm6aNpo”

“@agiletortoise The beginning a lot of journeys.”

“@simonbs “There’s actually an app I’d highly recommend for opening your JSON file…””

“@lachlanjc That’s the first thing that crossed my mind but…. She’s using Windows 🙊🙈🙉”