“Announcing the Chicago debut of @jedwill1999 for our NYE event "Rewind" on Dec 31st! 🌸 And that's your full lineup! Stay tuned for details on how to enter for the open aux slot! 🔌 Tickets are moving quickly, don't snooze!: https://t.co/3sZFejksSd 🎟”

“the unfollow bot just told me i was blocked by a mutual i didn't really @ in like a year should i go "uh ok" about it or attempt to model their mind with extreme precision to answer why they would ever do that”

“wish me halpy. birthday”

“Watching Jimmy!”

“Why is Pepsi getting into NFTs, you ask? Simple: It's because of you. We wanna rock your world, and future NFT drops will let us live new experiences together: music, entertainment, community...you name it. So buckle up. Big things are coming 🚀 #NFTCommunity #WAGMI”

“https://t.co/be9JhIRZoM”

“FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD YETIS ARE FUCKING BACK”

“Heh, looks like I'm drinking coke from now on *spends the next two weeks in my chair constantly refreshing my email inbox to see when pepsi finally notifies me of that sick burn I gave them causing them to resign their NFT plan and the company as a whole*”

“https://t.co/be9JhIRZoM”

“Listen I’d (probably) never wear a skirt today but i gotta say this is still very comfortable! And for an awkward kid with no sense of style this saved me. Every damn day.”

“LOVE THE IDEA OF A INSTANCE.”

“Listen I’d (probably) never wear a skirt today but i gotta say this is still very comfortable! And for an awkward kid with no sense of style this saved me. Every damn day.”

“Thanks to @prhorn & @deronicah I have witnessed a new level of Mo City Don-ing! This sh*t has made my entire day, especially when my mans raised his leg up😂😂😂😂 I guess you ain’t never too old to get down with yo bad self lol 🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾#mocitydonfreestyle #mocitydon #OD4L”

“https://t.co/IiCJLASBVy”

“Thanks to @prhorn & @deronicah I have witnessed a new level of Mo City Don-ing! This sh*t has made my entire day, especially when my mans raised his leg up😂😂😂😂 I guess you ain’t never too old to get down with yo bad self lol 🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾#mocitydonfreestyle #mocitydon #OD4L”

“https://t.co/IiCJLASBVy”

“@NeoYokel holy shit now im really interested in getting a mazda 6 when that comes out. i always liked how it looks, great interior etc but thought it lacked power or an interesting drivetrain”

“there should be a term for when you're feeling extra autistic some days "god bro i woke up Doofed today" idk”

“Like I remember people getting unbelievably angry over this child making a career for himself. Wild times”

“I don't think theres a funnier song than Baby by Justin Bieber. Solely for how MAD people would get over it.”

“fantastic touch that the female dev is insanely turned on by Mulder knowing what "wire frame" and "texture mapping" is. The absolute commitment to realism on display”

“Canadian folk art artist Maud Lewis, Three black cats, 1955 #WomensArt”

“Canadian folk art artist Maud Lewis, Three black cats, 1955 #WomensArt”

“The percentage of women in computer science careers today is smaller than it was in 1995. https://t.co/0vgkCYvKn6”