“🚨 Contest Update 🚨 We are adding a new Best Everyday Shortcut category to the @AutomationApril Shortcuts Contest: https://t.co/43FP172AKe We want to properly recognize the simpler, more approachable utilities built with Shortcuts. Submit yours: https://t.co/5YwAESo4aq”

“Excited to see @reflectnotes publicly launch today! I've been using it for about 6 months and it's incredible how automatically organized the information in my life has become, without doing any of the work I normally associate with staying organized. https://t.co/BxyxvajTNk”

“@NeoYokel PS im imagining that in my head at s point? I have a Traumatic Brain Injury so. I’m imagining myself saying that. To no audience because I currently have no guests. Heh >.< and I was like. What are you doing in Kyle, TX. Lol then I was like. Oh that’s me;p 🥳😎”

“@NeoYokel Hahaha I love the fact that one if the words is totally outside the outside text thing? Lol 😂”

“@NeoYokel LANDFILL KUSH”

“Fuck it, post your least controversial takes of all time I wanna boringly agree with all of you”

“@NeoYokel my dude, look at the app that posted the tweet lmao”

“Lmao I guess I locked myself out by logging in too much while debugging, oops”

“@NeoYokel 👀”

“@NeoYokel could I mirror my twitter tl/tweet on both from one acct?”

“https://t.co/MY2iRhGaV5”

“I’M ACTUALLY VERY HANDSOME! Many are not speaking on this.”

“The bleeding of wet ink into the texture of a piece of paper, giving handwritten lettering a blurred appearance, is called FEATHERING.”

“145 solid days of rave recordings and DJ sets, now in the Neil Harrison Collection: https://t.co/BmcXoPskJ7”

“where am i”

“https://t.co/nkv1SdAwzE”

“i got the site working i will post it on my art account tomorrow.........please read this shit i worked for months on it its the best art ive ever made. thanks”

“@YourBudTevin”

“Nice things only please”

“@NeoYokel @JohnLeePettim13 It needs to be shouted cause no one is fucking listening and Elon is peddling more and more of these whips on the daily. All my friends loved their Teslas... until they had to experience a single winter with one lmao.”

“im goign to have so much sex”

“@NeoYokel @JohnLeePettim13 Looool lord have mercy on us.”

“When I was like 16 I went to a Caterpillar factory as part of a school thing, and it was probably one of the loudest places I've ever been in. I think about it a lot. My friend dumped an entire wall dispenser of ear plugs into his bag before we left”

“When I was like 16 I went to a Caterpillar factory as part of a school thing, and it was probably one of the loudest places I've ever been in. I think about it a lot. My friend dumped an entire wall dispenser of ear plugs into his bag before we left”

“@NeoYokel @JohnLeePettim13 Looool lord have mercy on us.”

“im goign to have so much sex”