“Can anyone explain why the Macy’s dragon NFT is going for 200k more than the others? https://t.co/GF8GHiis8v”

“Happy Thanksgiving, y’all! Good luck with family tech support”

“Same question, but I want hilariously wrong answers only”

“Clicking "probably won't attend" on this Facebook Events invite to wrestle in the local Trader Joe's parking lot, given my busy schedule”

“yall notice its only girls getting pregnant 🤔🤔”

“i might have to change this”

“Dodge to stop production on Hellcat, Charger, & Challenger engines by 2023. 📸: Raymond Boyd/Getty Images”

“Somebody pick me up in a convertible right now”

“This T-Mobile Lite-Brite the carrier sent over is literally lit”

“Somebody pick me up in a convertible right now”

“This T-Mobile Lite-Brite the carrier sent over is literally lit”

“me and the Ambiguous Homies use the women's restroom bc we like the vibes”

“Doing the important work today, making the PCalc about screen run at 120Hz.”

“I may be getting brutalized by the NFL this year but I promise y’all the super bowl is going to be Chiefs/Bucs.”

“@EcoHealthNYC Then why are some of your samples collected even from before 2016 labelled as coming from Laos? https://t.co/OqfxALhW32”

“My @Twitter replies are being deboosted. For example, often hidden under “Show additional replies, including those that may contain offensive content.” So I’m going to RT some of my own replies and ask for the help of people following me to help counter the Twitter deboosting.”

Sheena Ringo · Song · 2008

“@NeoYokel @TwitterBlue @Gizmodo @arctictony Ah, good to know!”

“@NeoYokel @TwitterBlue @Gizmodo @arctictony I don’t think we’re a Twitter Blue partner (and if we are, that’s news to me!) so maybe that’s why you’re seeing ads?”

“Today, @Gizmodo is announcing our plan to make the Facebook Papers public in partnership with @LauraEdelson2 and Damon McCoy w/ NYU, @EthanZ w/ UMass Amherst, @michaelzimmer w/ Marquette, @acookiecrumbles w/ Columbia, and Daniel Khan Gilmour w/ ACLU https://t.co/5bc7uBc9y4 1/4”

“Unexpected delight of rebuilding my Automator actions as shortcuts - they sync via iCloud, so on this laptop I have full access to the shortcuts I built on my iMac.”

“Just saw my 5th grade math teacher at Chili’s. I yelled “isosceles triangle” and he gave me a thumbs up”

“I am officially announcing the death of the Queen of england ar 11:27pm AEST of whatever day this is”

“Good news everyone, my Kinect thinks there's a person floating behind me inside the wall even though the room is empty”

“Good news everyone, my Kinect thinks there's a person floating behind me inside the wall even though the room is empty”

“In 18th century slang, a SLIP-GIBBET was someone who had escaped justice or not been duly punished.”