Jordan Taylor on Instagram: "Ideal first date, version 9.1: I show up in my 1965 Corvette Stingray. It’s a blind date. I greet you at your door to walk you to the car. I am pleasantly surprised who I find. You are very pretty, have a charming smile, and dare I say, a gentle, humble, yet striking set of ankles. Anyway, we walk to the car, I literally remove the door from the car so you can get in. I do not place the door back on the car. You ask, ‘why aren’t you putting the door back on.’ I reply, ‘I do not want you to feel trapped in this relationship, I want you to feel comfortable and free. Think of the door as a metaphor to our relationship.’ You giggle. We start driving to our date spot. As we are cruising, I see a man walking his pet foxes. I pull over and pull out some pickled cherries I had in my pocket. You think it’s quite random, but I never leave the house without them. One of the foxes is hairless, and ironically named Harry (it’s a play on words, the word being hairy). ...
3,668 likes, 83 comments - jordan10taylor on June 11, 2020: "Ideal first date, version 9.1: I show up in my 1965 Corvette Stingray. It’s a blind date. I greet you at your door to walk you to the car. I am pleasantly surprised who I find. You are very pretty, have a charming smile, and dare I say, a gentle, humble, yet striking set of ankles. Anyway, we walk to the car, I literally remove the door from the car so you can get in. I do not place the door back on the car. You ask, ‘why aren’t you putting the door back on.’ I reply, ‘I do not want you to feel trapped in this relationship, I want you to feel comfortable and free. Think of the door as a metaphor to our relationship.’ You giggle. We start driving to our date spot. As we are cruising, I see a man walking his pet foxes. I pull over and pull out some pickled cherries I had in my pocket. You think it’s quite random, but I never leave the house without them. One of the foxes is hairless, and ironically named Harry (it’s a play on words, the word being hairy). You want to adopt hairless Harry. You say it’s been a lifelong dream. The man says he’d be willing to give you the fox if you allow him to visit him on the weekends. You say of course. We leave with the hairless fox. As we are driving, the fox jumps out of the open door and is violently killed. You start crying. I say, ‘wow, that was so irresponsible of you’. You, through your sobbing, say ‘what was irresponsible?’. I say, ‘who gets in a car with no door with someone they’ve never met and adopts a random hairless fox from a random man on the street.’ We break up. #JTFirstDate #Corvette".