replacing my twitter habit with praying to God and smoking weed

@NeoYokel I’m just goofing and spoofing. You are a sweetie pie as always

@joinmastodon Remember that time someone tried to rip off Mastodon to make a "blockchain social network"

i think all those people that left twitter years ago to get in a really tiny echo chamber with their friends on mastodon were onto something actually

@NeoYokel sick!!

@NeoYokel i actually did buy tweetbot a while ago !! this reminds me, ty

The first official Mastodon app for iOS, with a polished look and a focus on ease of use. Getting started on the decentralized social network Mastodon has never been more straightforward!

‎Mastodon is the largest decentralized social network on the internet. Instead of a single website, it’s a network of millions of users in independent communities that can all interact with one another, seamlessly. No matter what you’re into, you can meet passionate people posting about it on Mastodo…

We've also submitted it to @ProductHunt 🙂 https://t.co/EnyUcgCPaE

The official #Mastodon app for iOS is now on the App Store! Get it here: https://t.co/wSDAMQUH0z

# Mastodon Share

.@neoyokel just posted a clever new #Shortcuts on #ShareShortcuts: Mastodon Share: https://t.co/jFwZp6Dy1K

@NeoYokel i think mastodon is objectively a good idea but ive already heard stories of the furries that run mastodon circles deleting people’s accounts that had tons of posts just bc they didnt like them or disagreed with them. Definitely more of a furry problem than anything tho

@NeoYokel mastodon is basically just twitter except instead of an algorithm deleting your account it’s someone that doesn’t like you

Twitter is exploring some interesting changes, including only sharing tweets with specific groups of people. There's also a potential setting that will move replies to the bottom of a conversation if they include certain keywords https://t.co/evgFvhsZ9B https://t.co/mrc6kmoP3t

If you're looking for a better social network then mastodon is awesome.

The definitive lost-in-the-couch solution... A 25-action noisemaker Siri Shortcut designed to be triggered by Hey Siri! in the event of a lost phone.GitHub Repo

@NeoYokel yeah, it's the best I could do with the data TD gave

## A simple utility for cleaning unnecessary information (? and what‘s after it) from a URL.## AboutUnfortunately, this is *not* the Ultimate Link Cleaner utili

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I just fixed a long-standing bug that prevented people from following blogs from a Mastodon instance with Authorized Fetch enabled. The f...

I just fixed a long-standing bug that prevented people from following blogs from a Mastodon instance with Authorized Fetch enabled. https://t.co/ep2Yi2D9MO

@NeoYokel I've heard of mastodon, from you 😅

@NeoYokel At this point, I don't even check Twitter enough to gain the benefit of being "up to date" anyway but I'll definitely keep that in mind 😎 Thanks

@NeoYokel I guess I'm not so sure it's a design issue as it is I have absolutely no idea what Twitter has done in the past X years of existence. For all the product people they have, I can hardly think of a new meaningful feature that has enhanced the site since hashtags and at symbols

@NeoYokel if you read the comments, someone from twitter said it was a bug, not a feature being tested 🤦‍♀️

@NeoYokel whoah wtf is this ??? will have to check out

someone needs to make a platform that combines features of twitter, oldschool tumblr, (maybe myspace) and MSN and never sell it to a nightmare capitalist megacorp

Where's the close friends feature